February 2012
31 posts
5 tags
6 tags
4 tags
The One.
When she showed me on Skype an ECG reading and said “this is what death looks like on paper”…what more could a man ask for?
6 tags
4 tags
3 tags
6 tags
5 tags
5 tags
4 tags
7 tags
5 tags
5 tags
5 tags
2 tags
4 tags
1091 asked: YOU CAN GET DVDS OUT THE LIBRARY?
4 tags
6 tags
7 tags
5 tags
Boobs
Hit 200 followers, turns out people like coffee on wheels, that photo went down like a house on fire…
Peace
3 tags
4 tags
6 tags
6 tags
January 2012
23 posts
4 tags
5 tags
5 tags
3 tags
3 tags
5 tags
5 tags
United States of America
Just ordered my ray bans from the USA because nobody in the UK has any RB 5244 in stock…I may double up the irony by wearing contact lenses with nonprescription ray bans whilst looking for somebody to put my prescription in them…FML
6 tags
1 tag
FML
Got home from swimming today expecting to fall into bed and sleep till I have to get up at 6am tomorrow to an “early” shift…my house is full of women, music, and alcohol. Never have I been so disappointed about this combination.
5 tags
7 tags
6 tags
5 tags